A disjointed and confusing confusion: Cocaine Bear

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Lady and Gentlemen strap your belts in and look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more way than just one. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an funny horror comedy that will be sure to make you scratch your head, or pondering the life choices of both bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear Since the first moment we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!" Forget what think that you know about bears and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring opinion and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new leader in town. And you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances. Our cast of characters including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent passers-by who were unable to get through a bag of paper You'll be amazed. Their collective incompetence is something to see. If you're ever seeking a laugh, just imagine Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to resolve cases without shooting each other. It's important to remember our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters they appear as in "Frozen." The two hikers find an abundant supply of Colombian goodness, and before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become to be the primary target of Cocaine bear's irresistible hunger. You know, why do you need the luxury of a Disney princess when you have an aggressive, sniffing bear out in the open? It strikes the right harmony between horror and comedy in which you can laugh once and then clutching you popcorn in fear next. Its body count grows faster than you can count the curls of your neck, which is why you'll want to cheer at every demise with pure excitement. This is as if you're watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper. We'll now discuss that final battle. Imagine this: a waterfall that is gushing in the background, the fearless trio of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry waiting to battle each other in the battle against Cocaine Bear. It's an epic struggle for an era, complete with blasts, bear roars and enough white powder to knock Tony Montana to shame. At the point you believe you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions. Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have some flaws. The editing can be as chaotic as a snoring squirrel leading you to scratch your head and considering whether the film reel had been used in secret as scratching post. However, don't worry dear viewers, because the bear CGI looks amazing. It is a show-stealing bear, even if some of the editors seemed seem to be in a high-sugar state their own. The movie is a mixture of double-crossings, tension, and a surprising bond. It's like mixing Cocaine Bear movie tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll when you're out the door with a smile at the top of your head, keep in mind one of the reviews' final words: Never feed bears anything at all, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved. Get your popcorn, buckle up and take a seat in the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will have you in tears, while you contemplate the significance of bears and their concealed party capabilities.